The Spencer-Sanders Comedy Show

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Was heard on the evening of 9/4/07, when Robert Spencer appeared on the Ernie Sanders Communist Conspiracy radio show. Now, keeping in mind that Ernie never met a conspiracy that he didn’t love, at least ¾ of the hour was spent with Ernie ranting about how the US Congress is filled with Communists, how they are all the anti-Christ, and that Nancy Pelosi and Dennis Kucinich are high officials in the Communist Party. According to Ernie, Communists rule the world. Kucinich is a joke, in my personal opinion, but he's no Communist. And Ernie's claim that all Muslims are Communist? Puhleaze! The ideologies are mutually exclusive!

According to Ernie, in last year’s tsunami in Indonesia, no Christians were harmed at all, but the "Communist controlled media" refused to report this.

Ernie and Spencer both patted each other on the back, for their agreement that there is "no such thing as a Christian terrorist". The Crusades never happened, Oklahoma City never happened, Waco never happened, Jim Jones never happened, Ruby Ridge never happened, abortion clinic bombings never happened, the 1996 Olympics bombing never happened, the entire world imagined all of those events because – "there is no such thing as a Christian terrorist!"

I’m kind of disappointed, though. Spencer promised that Ernie was going to smear me. Ernie tipped me in advance that Spencer paid him to make up whatever he could about me, and wanted me to outbid Spencer. I guess he was disappointed when I refused. Spencer claimed that I am solely responsible for CAIR’s recent “attack” on him (Spencer) (even though in the real world, CAIR published a short blurb about the fact-filled article exposing Spencer’s racism and motivations as proven in this blog – use the right column index, look for “Spencer” or “Robert Spencer”, click and it will lead you to the articles on him, and CAIR has been pointing out Spencer's racism for years). If I’m in charge of CAIR, why aren’t they paying me???? Come to think of it, they never even asked for permission to use my article, but I guess it’s okay, since they did give an attribution, and they are quoting facts.

But they only gave me about 20 seconds of smear time! Is Spencer so cheap that all he could offer Ernie was enough for 20 seconds? According to Ernie, my wife told him that I’m “off my meds”, and “beating her and our children”, so Ernie had to subject me to “church discipline.” (I don’t know who laughed harder, my wife or me.) My wife verifies that she will testify in a court of law that she only talked to Ernie one time, many years ago (1998) when Ernie called her to yell at her for not coming to his church, and to also yell at her because I had already quit the church at that time. She swears that she told him absolutely nothing negative about me, and frankly I trust her word far, far more than Ernie’s. As to “beating her and our children”, first, I only have one child, not “children”, (Ernie always did have problems counting), and Jimmy will not only testify that he was seriously spoiled as versus “beaten”, but he’ll probably do something nasty to anyone who implies that his father is not the best father he ever had (anyone get that? Huh? Well?) “Off my meds?” Prove it, Ernie. You should see my prescription costs! Oh, I almost forgot, according to Ernie, I'm "possessed." Buwahahah! (What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Re-possessed!)

I have previously mentioned that Ernie, (who goes by his self-given title of “Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the Universe”) and I did not part in the most amicable fashion. After Ernie and I had too many disagreements about whether a church was a place to worship God or train homegrown militia (I wanted the former, he wanted the latter) and after Ernie was indicted for making terrorist threats against abortion clinics, I moved on to Jesus the Way, a far more Christian church, one that strongly believes in the Great Commandment. Ernie was later also named as an unindicted co-conspirator in the murder of Dr. Bernard Slepian. www.courttv.com/trials/kopp/chronology.html

Good old Ernie, who so strongly believes in conspiracies everywhere that he refuses to register his church with the IRS. Not registering as a tax-exempt church means one has to pay taxes, which Ernie also refuses to do – that’s how he lost three churches, when the IRS seized them for unpaid taxes.

I won’t even go into Ernie’s convictions for gross sexual imposition, or how he lost 90% of his congregation when he was found to be having affairs with two female members while preaching that every man must be faithful to and the ruler of his wife. (Ernie’s own wife is a nice lady and really doesn’t deserve the stress he causes – but it is funny to hear him preach that women must be subservient to their husbands, and then see him “snap to” with “Yes, dear” and “right away, dear” whenever his wife tells him to do something.)

I do hope Ernie gets to read this, because I want him to remember I can produce close to 100 former members of his congregation that saw all of this happening, and more, much more. In going over my files earlier today from Doers of the Word, I found that I still have Ernie’s hand written plan for being paid in cash from the collections, so that he could avoid paying his own personal taxes. I had no idea I still had that document (I found a lot about Ernie and Doers that I had forgotten about). Since to the best of my knowledge tax fraud is a felony, and failure to report a felony is a felony in itself, I am legally obligated to forward that document, containing Ernie’s signature, to the IRS. It went in the mail earlier today, well before his broadcast.

One thing that was glaringly missing from the Spencer-Sanders Comedy Hour were the various claims that "Ernie would verify I was never ordained and never studied at the seminary, that Ernie would verify I was a career criminal, etc., etc." Either Ernie knew those would be too easy to refute (since I have the documentation to prove both - with his and a witness’s signature - in my possession), or again, perhaps Spencer didn’t come up with quite enough money.

What’s that, Ernie? You say you forgot something tonight? Well speak up, what did you forget? “Truth?” "Thou shalt not lie?" But that never stopped you before, why should it now?

In the future, I’ll do a full article about Ernie, all of his arrests, his conspiracy claims, his anti-government activities, his solicitation to murder, his anti-Semitism, and his bigotry against blacks, and Ernie's association in an Armegeddonite group. Just the type of guy one would expect Spencer to associate with.

While Ernie’s time with Spencer was filled with hilarious conspiracy claims that seemed to even make Spencer uncomfortable, I guarantee that my article on Ernie will be filled with verifiable facts, as are all of my articles. And I guarantee far more than 20 seconds’ worth.

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